Robbie Williams Upset After Dating Disaster

Robbie Williams has branded the Hollywood dating scene "f***ing stupid" in an emotionally-charged rant on his website. The British singer launched a ferocious tirade online, branding US dating 'rules' "rubbish" - and lashing out at a mystery woman called Tina.

The 'Rudebox' star wrote: "There are a few dating rules people adhere to out here in Hollywood. And they're all f***ing stupid. Don't call until the next day. Then don't get back to him for at least two days, etc.

"It's all rubbish. If any of these rules are applied to me, I respond in kind by never speaking to them again."

After ranting about his lack of faith in love in general, Robbie, who recently spent time in rehab for treatment for prescription drug addiction, turned his attention to a woman called Tina. The star explained how Tina had led him on before revealing she had a boyfriend.

Robbie wrote: "I trust you less than ever now. You have completely blown any trust I had for you by being a devious c***.

"If I knew my girlfriend had been on a dinner and DVD night with another man I would be livid. I'm furious thinking about it!!!!! And it happened weeks ago."

The 33-year-old former Take That star, who has admitted suffering from depression, anxiety and insecurity in the past, then claimed: "I was p***ed for all of 20 minutes".

However, needy Robbie goes on to launch a scathing attack on Tina, writing: "As I left the sweaty eatery I noted her carp-like eyes dancing a merry jig. A jig that said a: He's got my number, he may call it, and b: Look at the paparazzi swarm his car. He is wanted - I must have him. Indeed, if she had a c**k it would have been standing to attention."

In a final shocking attack, Robbie cruelly mocks Tina's looks, saying: "She's amazing from the front, but from the side she looks like a shed is about to land on her on a special delivery from Kansas".